Sunday, May 3, 2009

Suckers!

So another "exciting" event of the weekend... a broken in truck! While we were eating at Salsalitos some punks decided to break into our truck! It looked like they just popped the lock with a screwdriver on the passenger side. When we realized what had happened we started to try and determine what all was missing. It seems like the only thing that they took was Tallon's little sister, Cassidy's, school backpack and clarinet. I felt really bad for her because she was beside herself with tears because of what was gone besides the fact that she felt guilty and blameworthy for leaving that stuff in the truck (lik she was told not to.) As much as it stunk to have lost her stuff it was also pretty lucky. That was probably the best couple of things that they could have taken. Why? let me just go through the things that the ass holes missed out on!
three checkbooks, keys to just about every peice of property that belongs to Redd. Construction and family, a radio, a programmer, tools, ipod, guns and knives that pawns shops would have killed for...

all I have to say is...... SUCKERS!!!!!!!! If only you knew the jackpot that you missed out on!! Not only would I like for someone to find you to kick your ass, I would also like to do a little dance with the hundreds of dollars of stuff that you didnt get! have fun attemting to pawn a clarinet with a serial number on it and getting caught you SOBs!!!

for some extremely odd and INCOMPREHENSIBLE reason they didn't want the huge case of Roy D. Mercer CDs in the backseat....

The quote of the morning goes to Cass, "You have to be pretty low to steal a little girl's backpack!"

.... and STUPID (I wanted to say!)

Hey jerks, if you're out there... maybe you can learn something from the sixth grade history notes that you were banking on getting you so far...
Lee Harvey Oswald, Bonnie and Clyde, and Saddam Hussein can all tell you.... payback is a bitch!!

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