EGOTISTIC/HOT SCALE

"A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she's equally hot." On tonight's rerun of HIMYM (for those of you who don't know, that's code for How I Met Your Mother) I learned about Barney's "ingenious" Crazy/Hot Scale. You know, some girls might find this offensive... being reduced down to nothing more than a piece of ass or chalked up to just another crazy ex girlfriend. But lets be honest ladies... We do the same thing. The only difference is that we measure our men on a slightly different different scale and ours hasn't been clearly written. While the men sit and weigh their options with us "crazy/hot" girls, little do they know that we are sitting on the oppisite side of that little round booth, sipping our fruity drinks, twirling our curled hair, flashing a sexy smile, sizing you up, chalking you up, reducing you down, and for some of you, eye-dressing you down, just like you are. Now introducing:

The EGOTISTIC/HOT SCALE
"A guy is allowed to be as self-centered as long as he's equally hot." Boys, the only time we like hearing about your football stories is if you're talking about hitting the showers. We only care about to hear about how you make your money if youre talking about how you plan on spending it on us. And we could care less about what kind of work you did on your truck if youre talking about going parking in it after we get done with dinner (unless its a bug in which case I have a different kind of friend for you take out.) Anyways.... the point is, the only way that a girl is going to put up with your babbling on about nothing but yourself is if she has something pretty to look at.

I feel like girls who have ever been on any of these boring dates centered completely around a man would agree with me. "A guy is allowed to be as self-centered as long as hes equally hot."

GIRLS: this is an interactive blog. If we ever want our voices to be heard we need to work together and get our stories out there!!!! Leave me a comment about a level that YOU think should be a level on the EGOTISTIC/HOT scale and we'll compile them shortly after!!!!