Just A Minute

Time is a very funny thing you know. It can be something beautiful, something wasted, something treasured, and something mysterious. Time has been known to fly, travel, share, heal, tell, and run out. There are stitches of time, nicks of time, and frames of time. You can do time, lose time, save time, and find time. Time is money and time is of the essence. Time can be up and time can be out. You have time on your hands.You can be behind the times or before the times. You can have no time to talk and a long time no see. There are good times, desperate times, quality times, remembered times and forgotten times. Third time's a charm.

Time is a funny thing you know... and how long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you`re on.

"At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer."

Compliments of my favorite person EVER, Chelsea Handler!! :)

If you have never experienced the comical genius of comedian, Chelsea Handler, then you have been unknowingly depriving yourself of some of the most hilarious, “deliciously skewed” comedy of this day and age. Do not deprive yourself any longer!!!!

29387423 blogs too little

I think im about 23984723847 blogs behind! when i first got this assignment i was pretty excited about it... i love to write. i thought that i was going to be able to come up with some amazing short little essay thing for every entry like i did my first couple... and now im a million blogs behind.... oh well!!!!!!

Bridges

Bridges of Madison County id the best book EVER!!!!! if you're into love stories then I would definately suggest this book to you! I just started reading it for the third or fourth time now! its amazing and SOOOO beautifully written!

Highway 21 is a content stretch of beauty full of fascinating people who all behave like they own the road. But lately its seemed as if the entire length has been magically reduced to only two people: us. Three hour conversations fly by in the space of 15 minutes and a few days apart feel like weeks. I realize that Einstein's Law of Relativity would have to be amended to included a special set of rules: Those to explain the peculiar affects of infatuation.